Funny Birthday Wishes

Funny Birthday Wishes

  • A lighter? We’re going to need a flamethrower to light up your candles.
  • Happy Birthday! The inevitable came a year closer.
  • I’m not going to make any age related jokes, because in fact I feel a little pity about how old you are.
  • It must have been Napoleon in command since you were separated from your mother.
  • I figured out, what’s the most difficult thing to do. I think it’s the counting of your wrinkles. It’s impossible to find one.
  • The first mark of aging appears when you start forgetting things. In your case there are no such problems. You have transcended all the hassles.
  • Another year for your back means another year that won’t suck.
  • Don’t feel uncomfortable about your age. We will all one day get as old as you are.
  • I think we’re going to need a bigger cake to fit all your candles.
  • So many candles for such a little cake.
  • They say that with age comes wisdom. You must be one of the wisest.
  • Men age like wine, women age like cheese.
  • Have fun as much as you can, but not too much, because you are in a vulnerable age.
  • Consider yourself a glass of wine. The more the age the more the taste.
  • Most of the well-known people became famous in a bygone age. Don’t you feel lucky?
  • Smile and laugh as much as you can while you still have teeth.
  • Huppy birthday my dear uncle! we didn’t buy you a birthday cake ok? we haven’t much for so many candles.
  • Better to be over the ground than under it. Happy Birthday!
  • You must have one of the best plastic surgeons. There is no other explanation.
  • Happy Birthday, but what’s your secret; a time machine or something.