Thematic humor – husband, area…
Two friends after long persuasion, finally managed to convince the husbands, to stay home, and they go out to the pub for dinner, to recall the old days After a fun evening, two bottles of white wine, Champagne and a bottle of vodka leave the restaurant completely drunk! On the way back there is an emergency, maybe because they drank a lot. Not knowing where to go to pee, one talking to the other:
– Let's go to this cemetery, for sure no one will be here.
They enter the cemetery, first, one takes off her panties, sika, wipes off with these
panties and of course throws them away… Seeing it, the second one at once
reminds, that she is wearing expensive brand underwear from her husband and it's a pity
to throw her out. So she takes off her panties, puts them in his pocket, pisses and breaks off
a bow from the random wreath, to wear himself.
On the second day, the husband of the first, calls the second husband:
– herb, You can't even imagine what happened! for the end of my marriage!
– Why?
– My wife came back at 5 in the morning completely drunk and without panties!
I kicked her out of the house right away.
To others:
– Marek, it's still nothing, you know what mine did! Not only
she came drunk and without panties, but she had a red bow with
inscription: WE WILL NEVER FORGET YOU, LUKE, IGNAS, STASIC I
OTHER FRIENDS FROM THE GYM
*****
A guy comes to work beaten up, scratched, etc.. A friend asks him:
– Who did it to you?
– Zone…
– Zone? for what!?
– I said to her – ty.
– And she beat you for that? And how exactly did you say?
– She is talking to me – We haven't had sex anymore for two years…
– And I go to her: – I guess you
*****
Wedding night, na piętrze husband dobiera się do wives, a na parterze mother-in-law czuwa
The wife screams:
– Father Antek, I'm going to pass out in a moment!
Mother-in-law downstairs:
– Don't be afraid, Antek doesn't faint because of this!
Area:
– Father Antek, I will die soon!
Mother-in-law:
– Don't be afraid Antek doesn't die of it!
Area:
– Oh, Antek, I'll shit soon!
Mother-in-law:
– Folguj Antek it can happen…
*****
Husband mówi do wives:
– I do not claim, sweetheart, that your mom cooks badly, but I am beginning to understand why your family prays before dinner!
